The Daily Fetch

Remember those videotapes District Attorney Dolores Carr hoped would disappear? They’re back in the news. Appellate attorney Dallas Sacher hopes his wrongly convicted client is declared factually innocent after review of his tape shows Dr. James Crawford disputing medical assertions. Looks like Carr has more ‘splaining to do…

There is no truth to the rumor that it was more of those nasty videotapes clogging the sewers in the Santa Clara County Government Center. And the stench was raw sewage not worn out pols.

The Merc’s Editorial Board sends out a reminder that less tax money in translates to fewer services on the streets. Maybe Santa will sweep the streets…

Megachurch Abundant Life Christian Fellowship is losing Paul Sheppard who announced he was resigning following a “moral failure.” Congregants suggest it was Sheppard’s own hot toddy that brought him down…

The victim of Saturday night’s murder in San Jose has been identified as Daniel Booker. San Jose police report observing an altercation and Bookers shooting before arresting Walter Hughes for San Jose’s 28th murder of 2009. Say what?

Protect San Jose’s Beat Cop sends a shout out for safety. Beat Cop forgot to mention, don’t bring that 45 when you head downtown for a Chai Hot Toddy…

Santa is getting a special request from someone too old to get those stockings stuffed by the big guy. San Jose Insider/Santa Clara County Board of Education member Joseph DiSalvo has one tiny request, send those “hundreds of billions of tax dollars to nation building at home and not abroad.”